'The Walking Dead' Isn't Too Gory Because, Um, It's a Horror Show Duh
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'The Walking Dead' has been breaking our hearts and making us cover our eyes for the last seven years. It's why we watch horror shows!
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I Don't Care How Old You Are — You Are Never Too Old for the Magic of Disney World
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I can't help but think I will wanna go to Disney World or Land when I'm much older, like 70. That sounds like a pretty great birthday party for a senior, a trip to Disney World.
Read MoreI Blew All My Money on the Playstation VR & It Is Totally Blowing My Mind
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To think that we all grew up playing Pong and this is the technology we have now, well, that's super mind-blowing.
Read MoreClowns: Didn't They Used to Be Funny?
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Clowns are getting a bad rap. It wasn't always this way.
Read More25 Years Later: 'BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK' and Finding My Power
/Keidis's spittle and cracked tooth were things to hide in my pre-1991 conception of bodies and appeal, and there they were, front and center, set off by metallic body paint and lipstick.
Read More25 Years Later: 'NEVERMIND' and a Cheerleader From the Burbs
/The video for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" made me deeply uncomfortable. There they were, on the screen, mocking everything I'd spent my entire adolescence trying to be.
Read MoreEverything I Learned About Being a Mom I Learned From Clair Huxtable
/Clair Huxtable is the TV mom that raised me best.
Read More11 Moments From '80s Movies That Taught Me Invaluable Life Lessons
/Many days I can’t remember to drop off the dry cleaning or whether I need to buy laundry detergent. Yet I have no problem conjuring up a 30-year-old memory of Judd Nelson in his large overcoat wearing Molly Ringwald's diamond earring as he walked away from a memorable day of detention.
Read MoreI Can't Be a Gamer Because I'm Too Old for These Newfangled Video Game Controllers
/Perhaps I'm the one that needs to change? Maybe I need some sort of bionic enhancement?
Read MoreThe Amount of Abuse Judy Garland Suffered Still Haunts Me to This Day
/This is 47?! No, dolls. This is a lifetime of worn-past-your-limit abuse.
Read MoreMake Your Cat Watch This TV Show for Cats, Please
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I'm making everyone I know have their cats watch this TV show because the results are hilarious. My cat basically tried to eat my computer.
Read MoreOn the Outskirts of Cool — 9 Months Pregnant at an L7 Gig
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During the late '70s, I had eschewed punk rock in favor of a retro '60s sensibility. While my friends sported safety pin earrings and skull t-shirts, I walked around in tie-dyed wraparound skirts and embroidered Chinese shoes.
Read MoreIf You Told Me 20 Years Ago I Would Be Doing Any of These Things, I Wouldn't Have Believed You
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One day you wake up and you find yourself doing these things that you thought were reserved for OLD PEOPLE. Oh, the horror...
Read MoreAn Ode to the Mall... Where All of My Babysitting Money Went
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If Hälsa didn't work, I had a back-up plan: Sun-In. It wasn't hair dye, but it promised to
lighten your hair as if you had spent hours at the beach by using only a hair-dryer. I was on
board.
Why I Love the Bachelor Even Though I'm Old Enough to Be Everyone's Mother
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But at my age, what I adore about the show is that it confirms — no, is a paean to — my hard-won cynicism about love and marriage, my sense that however gooey a romance seems in that moment on the beach, reality — real reality — is bound to rush in like a wave and sweep away everything false and chimerical.
Read MoreLife Lessons I Learned as a Teenage Girl Going to Warped Tour
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At Warped the bands we blared in our bedrooms and from the Hyundai's trusty speakers became real. Punks gathered, young and old, to throw their fists in the air and slam their angsty bodies into each other.
Read MoreTurn Around Bright Eyes: A Total Analysis of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'
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I mean, really think about it. It's basically saying: Listen, I may fall apart every now and then, but you buddy, the best of your years have passed you by too and life didn't turn out exactly how you wanted it.
Read MoreQUIZ: How Well Do You Know Your '70s Musical Heartthrobs?
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Jump into the wayback machine and head to the '70s, when the man manes were flowing and the pop songs were poppin'.
Read MoreWhat I Learned About Life, Love, and Money From Watching '80s TV Mysteries
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Some lessons are better learned after school. Here are seven important take-aways about life,
love, and money that I learned from watching '80s TV mysteries.
'Slow TV' Is the Next Netflix Obsession for Anyone Into Trains Going Into Tunnels & Knitting
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The train goes into the tunnel. The train goes through the tunnel. The train comes out of the tunnel. You see a little village with some little houses and the train goes back into the tunnel. It's the best.
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