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October 13, 2016

The Quasi Pause Saga Continues: Me and My Hysteroscopy

October 13, 2016/ Martina Clark
The Quasi Pause Saga Continues: Me and My Hysteroscopy

Yes, my saga of Quasi Pause continues, but at 52 after nearly 25 years of living with HIV, I truly never thought I’d be dealing with these issues because I didn’t think I’d even be alive. 

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October 13, 2016/ Martina Clark/
Health
Hysterectomy, menopause
October 05, 2016

Don't Meditate - Have a Cocktail Instead

October 05, 2016/ Eve Vawter
Don't Meditate - Have a Cocktail Instead

We all know how important it is to relieve stress. People meditate, go for a run, contort their bodies into the wounded peacock, and go for long walks on the beach. But what if we all relaxed like our parents did instead?

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October 05, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Mental Health
Stress, Smoking and drinking and possibly needlepoint
October 03, 2016

Rage Against the Dairy Machine: Me & My Middle-Aged Dairy Allergy

October 03, 2016/ Guest author
Rage Against the Dairy Machine: Me & My Middle-Aged Dairy Allergy

For 55 years, I scarfed down Ben and Jerry's and nachos and bad pizza like the rest of you, until one day I realized the disconcerting truth: Milk products were making me sick.

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October 03, 2016/ Guest author/
Health
Allergies, Milk Products
September 29, 2016

When It's Not Love You Want

September 29, 2016/ Guest author
When It's Not Love You Want

A revelation: love my body and what it can do and feel with another person without an exacting exchange.

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September 29, 2016/ Guest author/
Sex
Love, Sex
September 27, 2016

My Aging Body & My Aging Bed

September 27, 2016/ Alex Lee
My Aging Body & My Aging Bed

My aging bed — and I call it that because it was getting old and it was AGING US with it — was past time for a change.

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September 27, 2016/ Alex Lee/
Getting older
Old mattresses, Sleeping, Sleeping is the best
September 26, 2016

When Silence Is as Deafening as Sound

September 26, 2016/ Cameron Gearen
When Silence Is as Deafening as Sound

Inside these flashbacks, sound is the way it is in a swimming pool: absent and deafening at once. Shouldn't a little girl who is being harmed cry and holler and bellow?

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September 26, 2016/ Cameron Gearen/
Mental Health
PTSD, Abuse, Child abuse
September 12, 2016

Why Having a Hysterectomy Was the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me

September 12, 2016/ Eve Vawter
Why Having a Hysterectomy Was the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me

Reasons I love not having a uterus? Let me count 'em down. 

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September 12, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Health
Hysterectomy, menopause, Menstruation
September 08, 2016

I'm 46 and I Think I Should Have My Act Together by Now

September 08, 2016/ Eve Vawter
I'm 46 and I Think I Should Have My Act Together by Now

Remember when you were younger? You would try to imagine what you would be like when you reached a certain age. You would have accomplished ____, or would know how to do _____, or would look a certain way. Yeah, I've not reached any of those points yet. 

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September 08, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Getting older
Being Old, Fear, What am I doing with my life
September 06, 2016

Beyond Fight or Flight: When You're Not the Textbook Version of PTSD

September 06, 2016/ Guest author
Beyond Fight or Flight: When You're Not the Textbook Version of PTSD

Sometimes from my high perch, I'd try to help her.  I'd tell her to "Run." "Get up." "Kick." "Scream." But she would remain flat and paralyzed. 

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September 06, 2016/ Guest author/
Mental Health
PTSD, Fight or flight, mental health
August 29, 2016

Surly Sally Tells Us 6 Reasons Summer Sucks

August 29, 2016/ Guest author
Surly Sally Tells Us 6 Reasons Summer Sucks

Smell you later summer — my fat arms are swaying as I bid you good riddance! 

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August 29, 2016/ Guest author/
Mental Health
I'm fat and it's hot, summer sucks, seasonal affective disorder, sweater weather
August 25, 2016

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Getting Sober but Were Afraid to Ask

August 25, 2016/ Guest author
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Getting Sober but Were Afraid to Ask

A (not so very) long time ago in a galaxy (that seems) far, far away, I was a knock down, puke-in-your-fish-tank drunk.

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August 25, 2016/ Guest author/
Health
alcoholism, Mental Health, sobriety, Booze is fun until it isn't fun anymore, Lenny is a tool
August 25, 2016

Being Fat, Bullying, & Radical Self-Love: According to My 13-Year-Old

August 25, 2016/ Eve Vawter
Being Fat, Bullying, & Radical Self-Love: According to My 13-Year-Old

Imagine if someone constantly insulted you for existing too much.

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August 25, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Anatomy
Fat, Fatness, Fatty Fatty Fat Fat, Self-Love, Body Acceptance
August 18, 2016

'Quasi Pause': The Medical Term I Invented for Blowout Bleeding Before Menopause

August 18, 2016/ Martina Clark
'Quasi Pause': The Medical Term I Invented for Blowout Bleeding Before Menopause

Quasi Pause is the opposite of menopause. A last hurrah of the lady parts. One final bender for the vajayjay. The period that WILL. NOT. STOP.

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August 18, 2016/ Martina Clark/
Getting older
menopause, the joys of being old
August 17, 2016

Super-Easy Foolproof Steps to Becoming a Cougar

August 17, 2016/ Eve Vawter
Super-Easy Foolproof Steps to Becoming a Cougar

19: Three words. Contour, contour, contour. Contouring hides your old lady jowls. 

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August 17, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Sex
Dating, Cougars
August 11, 2016

When You're a Week Late and Middle-Aged

August 11, 2016/ Martina Clark
When You're a Week Late and Middle-Aged

I'm a week late. Not on my rent — for my period. I'm never late. Am I pregnant or is it menopause?

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August 11, 2016/ Martina Clark/
Health
Getting Older, perimenopause
August 09, 2016

The 45 Thoughts You Have After Getting a Post-Mammogram 'Call Back'

August 09, 2016/ Guest author
The 45 Thoughts You Have After Getting a Post-Mammogram 'Call Back'

I leaped up from the table like a Rio-bound sprinter. “Hello? Hello? I’m here!” I yelped, as the caller proceeded to repeat the message, adding that “further X-rays and a possible ultrasound” were needed.

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August 09, 2016/ Guest author/
Health
mammogram, Breast cancer
August 08, 2016

I 'Made' My Millennial Visit a Sensory Deprivation Tank & Here's What Happened

August 08, 2016/ Eve Vawter
I 'Made' My Millennial Visit a Sensory Deprivation Tank & Here's What Happened

Alright, I didn't 'make' him. I basically said 'Why would you want to waste your cold, hard cash on doing this?' His answer? 'It's lit.' 

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August 08, 2016/ Eve Vawter/
Old Enough to Know Better
Kids these days, Waste of money
August 01, 2016

Things My Grandmother Taught Me: Mercurochrome and Vaseline Heal Everything

August 01, 2016/ Karen Miner
Things My Grandmother Taught Me: Mercurochrome and Vaseline Heal Everything

Scrapes, cuts, abrasions, burns, bites… really anything that shouldn't be wrong with your skin, Mercurochrome could cure.

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August 01, 2016/ Karen Miner/
Health
miracle cures, things olds need
July 28, 2016

What I've Learned: A Trauma Survivor Navigates Surgery

July 28, 2016/ Cameron Gearen
What I've Learned: A Trauma Survivor Navigates Surgery

From my gurney in my stupid hospital gown, with my hair bunched into a blue shower cap, I said, "Yes! If you all just treat me like I'm three, that will be exactly right!" 

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July 28, 2016/ Cameron Gearen/
Trauma
surgery, advocating for yourself, health
July 21, 2016

What You Don't Know About Being a Kinky Sub and a Middle-Aged Woman

July 21, 2016/ Guest author
What You Don't Know About Being a Kinky Sub and a Middle-Aged Woman

At 66, he's unafraid to share what matters to him, his love for me and us, his past pain; at 46, I’m equally unafraid to let him know how our kinky sexual play moved pain through me, out of me. 

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July 21, 2016/ Guest author/
Sex
Kink, BDSM, feminism
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