Where We Live Now: A DIY Remodel of My Entire Life
/I looked out at the massive back yard and cried from joy. It was filthy, unfit for habitation, mine.
Read MoreHow to (Kind of) Make a Rhubarb Cake With Ginger Crumble for Your Book Club
/In just 18 (easy?) steps, you too can kind of impress your book club with a cake-like dessert.
Read MoreI'm Not Turning Into My Mother, I'm Turning Into My Grandmother
/Maybe we don’t really turn into our mothers... maybe we skip a generation.
Read MoreI've Never Sewn Before, So Why Not Start With a Full 19th Century Wardrobe
/And while we're at it, throw in a kick-ass TARDIS dress, too.
Read MoreHow to Melt Your Bathtub Without Really Trying
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Step seven: Heave existential sobs while scooping the cottage-cheezy liquid plastic of your once bathtub into old sour yogurt containers.
Read More8 Reasons Why Making Your Own Curtains Is Always a Giant Pain in the Ass
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HGTV is not reality, it's science fiction; Real Simple couldn't be further from simple; Martha Stewart's LIVING is lying. It's NOT that easy.
Read MoreHow to Upcycle Your Empty Pill Bottles Into World Landmarks
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If you, too, experience the overmedicated pendulum swings of the average American, may I recommend a creative end to the madness?
Read More10 Latch Hook Kits To Spend Your Kid's Inheritance On
/We can’t eat our offspring, but we can spend all of the money they’re hoping we’ll leave them.
Read MoreContainer Gardening for When You Only Kind of Give a Shit
/A how-to for those of us who definitely aren't Martha Stewart.
Read MoreHow to Build a Nursery for a Dying Baby
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Begin with an idea: This child swimming in her own confined ocean inside you is some kind of sea creature. This will be a mistake, but do it anyway. Commit fully to the image...
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