Where the Hell Are All the Happy Child-Free Couples on TV?
/My partner and I have agreed — we don't want kids. We don't like kids. And we aren't the only ones. So why aren't we represented on TV?
Read More3 Types of Millennials I'd Love to Stab
/I hate millennials. Not all millennials, just those I've had the misfortune to know.
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/"Hotel California" clocks in at 6:30 — which is about six minutes longer than it should be.
Read MoreIf You're Not Black, You'll Never Be 'Woke'
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Unless you, your boss, and your girlfriend are black, you're not "woke." You're socially conscious. You're thoughtful. You're aware. But you are not and will never be "woke."
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