9 Things the 'Olds' Supposedly Need From the 'As We Change' Catalog
/Within its pages are all the things I’m apparently going to need in my twilight years. And DAMN, that's a lot of things. Scary, scary things.
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/Dear world: How about I dress and age however the hell I want and you can just keep your comments to yourself???
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But eventually you, too, will be headed into your fourth decade and ready to join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.
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/Your weekly column of non-advice advice. It's taking everything women are told about aging, tossing it in a dumpster and setting it on fire. This week: Your vagina dried up and fell out: Now what?
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