How to Melt Your Bathtub Without Really Trying
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Step seven: Heave existential sobs while scooping the cottage-cheezy liquid plastic of your once bathtub into old sour yogurt containers.
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8 Reasons Why Making Your Own Curtains Is Always a Giant Pain in the Ass
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HGTV is not reality, it's science fiction; Real Simple couldn't be further from simple; Martha Stewart's LIVING is lying. It's NOT that easy.
Read MoreIn Defense of Stuff: Marie Kondo Can Bite Me
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I am a collector. I collect stuff. So screw minimalism.
Read MoreHow to Build a Nursery for a Dying Baby
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Begin with an idea: This child swimming in her own confined ocean inside you is some kind of sea creature. This will be a mistake, but do it anyway. Commit fully to the image...
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