Dear Revenge Dioramas: What Does Dressing for My Age Even Mean?
/We can wear things like blue eyeshadow, glitter, bedazzled things, leopard prints, hoop earrings, furry things, tube tops, mini-skirts.
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/If you want to sing out, sing out! And if you wanna date a dude 50 years younger than you, do that too.
Read MoreI Don't Want to Look Like a Middle-Aged Lady. I Want to Look Like a Middle-Aged Woman.
/I am a different person now than I was when I was 20, and I want my style to reflect that.
Read MoreI Let My 9-Year-Old Give Me a Makeover & Here's What Happened
/Having a 9-year-old coming at your eye with a sharp pencil just seems like a poor choice.
Read MoreGet the Look: Lady Elaine Fairchilde From Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
/Lady Elaine Fairchilde is a true feminist icon. Not only did she run the Rapid Walking Beauty Counseling and Professional Bridesmaid School, she also never took any lip from King Friday.
Read More3 Skin Creams That Probably Cost More Than Your First Car
/My advice: Buy a jar of Nivea and eat some dried seaweed from Trader Joe's instead.
Read MoreFunerals, Shoplifting, and More: How to Wear Lane Bryant's Summer Collection
/Lane Bryant, thanks for solving all of our summer wardrobe dilemmas.
Read MoreMaster the Sexiest Winged Eye Like a Bollywood Bombshell
/Winged eyes will be mine. Oh yes. They will be mine.
Read More8 Things I Totally Need From the Vermont Country Store Catalog
/Dive into the glory that is the Vermont Country Store catalog. You won't be disappointed.
Read MoreHow to Look Drastically Younger in Six Simple Steps
/The quick-and-dirty guide to looking younger.
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