'Quasi Pause': The Medical Term I Invented for Blowout Bleeding Before Menopause
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Quasi Pause is the opposite of menopause. A last hurrah of the lady parts. One final bender for the vajayjay. The period that WILL. NOT. STOP.
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10 Reasons Women Are So Damn Ragey All the Time
/Dear world: How about I dress and age however the hell I want and you can just keep your comments to yourself???
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But eventually you, too, will be headed into your fourth decade and ready to join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.
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/Your weekly column of non-advice advice. It's taking everything women are told about aging, tossing it in a dumpster and setting it on fire. This week: Your vagina dried up and fell out: Now what?
Read MoreCongrats, It's Perimenopause! 20 Signs You're Becoming a Crone
/All the hair that's coming out from on top of your head has taken up residence in your eyebrows or on your chin.
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